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1. ¾ÆÀç°³±×? Dad JokeÀÇ ¶æ°ú Ư¡

 

Dad Joke¶õ?

Dad Joke´Â ¾ÆºüµéÀÌ ÀÚÁÖ ÇÏ´Â À¯¸Ó¶ó´Â ¶æÀÔ´Ï´Ù.

Çѱ¹ÀÇ ¾ÆÀç°³±×¿Í ºñ½ÁÇÏ°Ô ¸»Àå³­(pun)À̳ª ´Ü¾î À¯Èñ¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °³±×°¡ ¸¹½À´Ï´Ù.

 

✅ Dad JokeÀÇ Æ¯Â¡

 

´Ü¼øÇÑ ¸»Àå³­(Pun) ¡æ ºñ½ÁÇÑ ¹ßÀ½À̳ª ´Ü¾î¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °³±×

¾îÀ̾ø°í À¯Ä¡ÇÏÁö¸¸ ¿ô±è ¡æ ³Ê¹« »·Çؼ­ ¿ÀÈ÷·Á Àç¹ÕÀ½

ÀϹÝÀûÀ¸·Î ªÀ½ ¡æ ÇѵΠ¹®ÀåÀ¸·Î ³¡³²

 

💡 Tip:

Dad Joke´Â ¿ø·¡ ¾ÆºüµéÀÌ ¾ÆÀ̵鿡°Ô °¡º±°Ô ´øÁö´Â ³ó´ã¿¡¼­ À¯·¡Çß¾î¿ä.

±×·¡¼­ ¾à°£ À¯Ä¡ÇÏÁö¸¸, ¿µ¾î±Ç¿¡¼­µµ ¸Å¿ì Àαâ ÀÖ´Â °³±× ½ºÅ¸ÀÏÀÔ´Ï´Ù!

 

 

2. ¿µ¾î Dad Joke º£½ºÆ® ¸ðÀ½


¨ç µ¿À½ÀÌÀǾî(pun) Ȱ¿ëÇÑ Dad Joke

(ºñ½ÁÇÑ ¹ßÀ½À» ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ ¸»Àå³­)

 

🔹 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

¡æ Nacho cheese! 

(³ÊÀÇ °ÍÀÌ ¾Æ´Ñ Ä¡Á ¹¹¶ó°í ºÎ¸¦±î? ¡æ ³ªÃÝ Ä¡Áî!(Not your cheese!))

 

🔹 What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

¡æ Sneakers! 

(´ÑÀÚ´Â ¾î¶² ½Å¹ßÀ» ½ÅÀ»±î? ¡æ ½º´ÏÄ¿Áî!(Sneak = ¸ô·¡ ¿òÁ÷ÀÌ´Ù))

 

 

 

¨è ¹®Àå ±¸Á¶¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ Dad Joke

(¸»Àå³­º¸´Ù´Â ¹®Àå ÀÚü¿¡ À¯¸Ó¸¦ ´ãÀº °³±×)

 

🔹 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

¡æ Great food, no atmosphere. 

(´Þ¿¡ ÀÖ´Â ·¹½ºÅä¶û¿¡ ´ëÇØ µé¾îºÃ¾î?

¡æ À½½ÄÀº ¸ÀÀÖÁö¸¸, ºÐÀ§±â, ´ë±â, °ø±â(atmosphere)°¡ ¾ø´ë!)

 

🔹 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

¡æ So she gave me a hug. 

(³»°¡ ¾Æ³»ÇÑÅ× ½Ç¼ö¸¦ Æ÷¿ëÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù°í ¸»Çß¾î.

¡æ ±×·¡¼­ ±×³à°¡ ³ª¸¦ ¾È¾ÆÁá¾î.)

 

 

🔹 ¾ÆÀç°³±× ¿¹)

What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog.

 

Why did the spider go to school? He wanted to be a web designer.

 

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. 

 

 
 

 

 

"¿µ¾î ¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddles) ¸ðÀ½! 


¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddle)´Â ´Ü¼øÇÑ °ÔÀÓÀÌ ¾Æ´Ï¶ó ¾ð¾î °¨°¢À» Ű¿ì°í ³í¸®·ÂÀ» Çâ»ó½ÃŰ´Â µ¥µµ ¾ÆÁÖ ÁÁÀº µµ±¸ÀÔ´Ï´Ù.

¿À´ÃÀº ¿µ¾î·Î µÈ Àç¹ÌÀÖ´Â ¼ö¼ö²²³¢¿Í ±× ÇØ´äÀ» ¾Ë¾Æº¸°Ú½À´Ï´Ù.

 

 

1. ¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddle)¶õ? 

RiddleÀÇ ¶æ°ú Ư¡

Riddle(¸®µé)Àº ³í¸®ÀûÀ¸·Î »ý°¢ÇØ¾ß Ç® ¼ö ÀÖ´Â ¹®Á¦³ª ¸»Àå³­À» Ȱ¿ëÇÑ ¼ö¼ö²²³¢¸¦ ÀǹÌÇÕ´Ï´Ù.

¸»Àå³­(Pun)À» ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °æ¿ì°¡ ¸¹¾Æ, ¿µ¾î ÇнÀ¿¡µµ µµ¿òÀÌ µË´Ï´Ù.

 

✅ RiddleÀÇ Æ¯Â¡

Á÷°üÀûÀÌÁö¸¸ ÇÔÁ¤ÀÌ ÀÖÀ½ ¡æ ½±°Ô µé¸®Áö¸¸, Á¤´äÀ» ã±â ¾î·Æ´Ù!

¸»Àå³­(Pun) Ȱ¿ë ¡æ ´Ü¾îÀÇ ÁßÀÇÀû Àǹ̸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ ¹®Á¦!

´Ü¼øÇÏÁö¸¸ âÀÇ·ÂÀÌ ÇÊ¿äÇÔ ¡æ Á¤´äÀ» »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§ »ç°í·ÂÀ» Ű¿ï ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù.

 

What has to be broken before you can use it?

¡æ An egg!

(±ú¾ß¸¸ ¾µ ¼ö ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ´Þ°¿!)

 

2. Ãʺ¸ÀÚµµ ½±°Ô Ç® ¼ö ÀÖ´Â ¿µ¾î ¼ö¼ö²²³¢ 

 

 

🔹 I¡¯m tall when I¡¯m young, and I¡¯m short when I¡¯m old. What am I?

¡æ A candle! 

(¾î¸± ¶§´Â ±æ°í, ³ªÀÌ µé¸é ª¾ÆÁö´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ¾çÃÊ!)

 

🔹 What has hands but can't clap?

¡æ A clock! 

(¼ÕÀÌ ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¹Ú¼ö¸¦ Ä¥ ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ½Ã°è!)

 

🔹 What animal can jump higher than a building?

¡æ Any animal! Buildings can¡¯t jump. 

(¾î¶² µ¿¹°ÀÌ °Ç¹°º¸´Ù ³ôÀÌ ¶Û ¼ö ÀÖÀ»±î? ¡æ ¸ðµç µ¿¹°! °Ç¹°Àº ¶Û ¼ö ¾øÀ¸´Ï±î!)

 

🔹 I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What am I?

¡æ Seven! (Remove "s" and it becomes "even")

(³ª´Â Ȧ¼ö´Ù. ÇÑ ±ÛÀÚ¸¦ »©¸é ¦¼ö°¡ µÈ´Ù. ³ª´Â ¹«¾ùÀϱî? ¡æ Seven! ("s"¸¦ »©¸é "even"ÀÌ µÊ))

 

🔹 What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

¡æ The letter 'M'!

(1ºÐ¿¡ ÇÑ ¹ø, ¼ø°£(moment)¿¡´Â µÎ ¹ø, õ ³â¿¡´Â ÇÑ ¹øµµ ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ¾ËÆÄºª 'M'!)

 

 

 

🔹 ¼ö¼ö²²³¢ ¿¹)

 

What month of the year has 28 days?

Àϳâ Áß 28ÀÏÀÌ ÀÖ´Â ´ÞÀº ¾ðÁ¦Àΰ¡¿ä?

Answer: All of them

 

What is full of holes but still holds water?

±¸¸ÛÀ¸·Î °¡µæ Â÷ ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¿©ÀüÈ÷ ¹°À» ´ã°í ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

Answer: A sponge

 

What is always in front of you but can¡¯t be seen?

Ç×»ó ´«¾Õ¿¡ ÀÖÁö¸¸ º¸ÀÌÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

Answer: The future

 

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Áý¾î µé°Å³ª ¸¸ÁöÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ ±ú¶ß¸± ¼ö ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

Answer: A promise

 

What goes up but never comes down?

À§·Î ¿Ã¶ó°¡Áö¸¸ °áÄÚ ³»·Á¿ÀÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

Answer: Your age

 

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

¿Þ¼Õ¿¡´Â ÀâÀ» ¼ö ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¿À¸¥¼Õ¿¡´Â ÀâÀ» ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

Answer: Your right elbow

 

What can¡¯t be put in a saucepan?

³¿ºñ¿¡ ³ÖÀ» ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

Answer: It¡¯s lid

 

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

±×°ÍÀº ´ç½ÅÀÇ °ÍÀÌÁö¸¸ ´Ù¸¥ »ç¶÷µéÀÌ ´ç½Åº¸´Ù ´õ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¿ëÇÕ´Ï´Ù. ¹«¾ùÀϱî¿ä?

Answer: Your name 

 

 

 

 



 
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