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    1. ¾ÆÀç°³±×? Dad JokeÀÇ ¶æ°ú Ư¡

     

    Dad Joke¶õ?

    Dad Joke´Â ¾ÆºüµéÀÌ ÀÚÁÖ ÇÏ´Â À¯¸Ó¶ó´Â ¶æÀÔ´Ï´Ù.

    Çѱ¹ÀÇ ¾ÆÀç°³±×¿Í ºñ½ÁÇÏ°Ô ¸»Àå³­(pun)À̳ª ´Ü¾î À¯Èñ¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °³±×°¡ ¸¹½À´Ï´Ù.

     

    ✅ Dad JokeÀÇ Æ¯Â¡

     

    ´Ü¼øÇÑ ¸»Àå³­(Pun) ¡æ ºñ½ÁÇÑ ¹ßÀ½À̳ª ´Ü¾î¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °³±×

    ¾îÀ̾ø°í À¯Ä¡ÇÏÁö¸¸ ¿ô±è ¡æ ³Ê¹« »·Çؼ­ ¿ÀÈ÷·Á Àç¹ÕÀ½

    ÀϹÝÀûÀ¸·Î ªÀ½ ¡æ ÇѵΠ¹®ÀåÀ¸·Î ³¡³²

     

    💡 Tip:

    Dad Joke´Â ¿ø·¡ ¾ÆºüµéÀÌ ¾ÆÀ̵鿡°Ô °¡º±°Ô ´øÁö´Â ³ó´ã¿¡¼­ À¯·¡Çß¾î¿ä.

    ±×·¡¼­ ¾à°£ À¯Ä¡ÇÏÁö¸¸, ¿µ¾î±Ç¿¡¼­µµ ¸Å¿ì Àαâ ÀÖ´Â °³±× ½ºÅ¸ÀÏÀÔ´Ï´Ù!

     

     

    2. ¿µ¾î Dad Joke º£½ºÆ® ¸ðÀ½


    ¨ç µ¿À½ÀÌÀǾî(pun) È°¿ëÇÑ Dad Joke

    (ºñ½ÁÇÑ ¹ßÀ½À» ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ ¸»Àå³­)

     

    🔹 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    ¡æ Nacho cheese! 

    (³ÊÀÇ °ÍÀÌ ¾Æ´Ñ Ä¡Á ¹¹¶ó°í ºÎ¸¦±î? ¡æ ³ªÃÝ Ä¡Áî!(Not your cheese!))

     

    🔹 What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

    ¡æ Sneakers! 

    (´ÑÀÚ´Â ¾î¶² ½Å¹ßÀ» ½ÅÀ»±î? ¡æ ½º´ÏÄ¿Áî!(Sneak = ¸ô·¡ ¿òÁ÷ÀÌ´Ù))

     

     

     

    ¨è ¹®Àå ±¸Á¶¸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ Dad Joke

    (¸»Àå³­º¸´Ù´Â ¹®Àå ÀÚü¿¡ À¯¸Ó¸¦ ´ãÀº °³±×)

     

    🔹 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    ¡æ Great food, no atmosphere. 

    (´Þ¿¡ ÀÖ´Â ·¹½ºÅä¶û¿¡ ´ëÇØ µé¾îºÃ¾î?

    ¡æ À½½ÄÀº ¸ÀÀÖÁö¸¸, ºÐÀ§±â, ´ë±â, °ø±â(atmosphere)°¡ ¾ø´ë!)

     

    🔹 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

    ¡æ So she gave me a hug. 

    (³»°¡ ¾Æ³»ÇÑÅ× ½Ç¼ö¸¦ Æ÷¿ëÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù°í ¸»Çß¾î.

    ¡æ ±×·¡¼­ ±×³à°¡ ³ª¸¦ ¾È¾ÆÁá¾î.)

     

     

    🔹 ¾ÆÀç°³±× ¿¹)

    What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog.

     

    Why did the spider go to school? He wanted to be a web designer.

     

    What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. 

     

     
     

     

     

    "¿µ¾î ¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddles) ¸ðÀ½! 


    ¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddle)´Â ´Ü¼øÇÑ °ÔÀÓÀÌ ¾Æ´Ï¶ó ¾ð¾î °¨°¢À» Å°¿ì°í ³í¸®·ÂÀ» Çâ»ó½ÃÅ°´Â µ¥µµ ¾ÆÁÖ ÁÁÀº µµ±¸ÀÔ´Ï´Ù.

    ¿À´ÃÀº ¿µ¾î·Î µÈ Àç¹ÌÀÖ´Â ¼ö¼ö²²³¢¿Í ±× ÇØ´äÀ» ¾Ë¾Æº¸°Ú½À´Ï´Ù.

     

     

    1. ¼ö¼ö²²³¢(Riddle)¶õ? 

    RiddleÀÇ ¶æ°ú Ư¡

    Riddle(¸®µé)Àº ³í¸®ÀûÀ¸·Î »ý°¢ÇØ¾ß Ç® ¼ö ÀÖ´Â ¹®Á¦³ª ¸»Àå³­À» È°¿ëÇÑ ¼ö¼ö²²³¢¸¦ ÀǹÌÇÕ´Ï´Ù.

    ¸»Àå³­(Pun)À» ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ °æ¿ì°¡ ¸¹¾Æ, ¿µ¾î ÇнÀ¿¡µµ µµ¿òÀÌ µË´Ï´Ù.

     

    ✅ RiddleÀÇ Æ¯Â¡

    Á÷°üÀûÀÌÁö¸¸ ÇÔÁ¤ÀÌ ÀÖÀ½ ¡æ ½±°Ô µé¸®Áö¸¸, Á¤´äÀ» ã±â ¾î·Æ´Ù!

    ¸»Àå³­(Pun) È°¿ë ¡æ ´Ü¾îÀÇ ÁßÀÇÀû Àǹ̸¦ ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ ¹®Á¦!

    ´Ü¼øÇÏÁö¸¸ âÀÇ·ÂÀÌ ÇÊ¿äÇÔ ¡æ Á¤´äÀ» »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§ »ç°í·ÂÀ» Å°¿ï ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù.

     

    What has to be broken before you can use it?

    ¡æ An egg!

    (±ú¾ß¸¸ ¾µ ¼ö ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ´Þ°¿!)

     

    2. Ãʺ¸ÀÚµµ ½±°Ô Ç® ¼ö ÀÖ´Â ¿µ¾î ¼ö¼ö²²³¢ 

     

     

    🔹 I¡¯m tall when I¡¯m young, and I¡¯m short when I¡¯m old. What am I?

    ¡æ A candle! 

    (¾î¸± ¶§´Â ±æ°í, ³ªÀÌ µé¸é ª¾ÆÁö´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ¾çÃÊ!)

     

    🔹 What has hands but can't clap?

    ¡æ A clock! 

    (¼ÕÀÌ ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¹Ú¼ö¸¦ Ä¥ ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ½Ã°è!)

     

    🔹 What animal can jump higher than a building?

    ¡æ Any animal! Buildings can¡¯t jump. 

    (¾î¶² µ¿¹°ÀÌ °Ç¹°º¸´Ù ³ôÀÌ ¶Û ¼ö ÀÖÀ»±î? ¡æ ¸ðµç µ¿¹°! °Ç¹°Àº ¶Û ¼ö ¾øÀ¸´Ï±î!)

     

    🔹 I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What am I?

    ¡æ Seven! (Remove "s" and it becomes "even")

    (³ª´Â Ȧ¼ö´Ù. ÇÑ ±ÛÀÚ¸¦ »©¸é ¦¼ö°¡ µÈ´Ù. ³ª´Â ¹«¾ùÀϱî? ¡æ Seven! ("s"¸¦ »©¸é "even"ÀÌ µÊ))

     

    🔹 What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

    ¡æ The letter 'M'!

    (1ºÐ¿¡ ÇÑ ¹ø, ¼ø°£(moment)¿¡´Â µÎ ¹ø, õ ³â¿¡´Â ÇÑ ¹øµµ ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº? ¡æ ¾ËÆĺª 'M'!)

     

     

     

    🔹 ¼ö¼ö²²³¢ ¿¹)

     

    What month of the year has 28 days?

    Àϳâ Áß 28ÀÏÀÌ ÀÖ´Â ´ÞÀº ¾ðÁ¦Àΰ¡¿ä?

    Answer: All of them

     

    What is full of holes but still holds water?

    ±¸¸ÛÀ¸·Î °¡µæ Â÷ ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¿©ÀüÈ÷ ¹°À» ´ã°í ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

    Answer: A sponge

     

    What is always in front of you but can¡¯t be seen?

    Ç×»ó ´«¾Õ¿¡ ÀÖÁö¸¸ º¸ÀÌÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

    Answer: The future

     

    What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

    Áý¾î µé°Å³ª ¸¸ÁöÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ ±ú¶ß¸± ¼ö ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

    Answer: A promise

     

    What goes up but never comes down?

    À§·Î ¿Ã¶ó°¡Áö¸¸ °áÄÚ ³»·Á¿ÀÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

    Answer: Your age

     

    What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

    ¿Þ¼Õ¿¡´Â ÀâÀ» ¼ö ÀÖÁö¸¸ ¿À¸¥¼Õ¿¡´Â ÀâÀ» ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀԴϱî?

    Answer: Your right elbow

     

    What can¡¯t be put in a saucepan?

    ³¿ºñ¿¡ ³ÖÀ» ¼ö ¾ø´Â °ÍÀº ¹«¾ùÀΰ¡¿ä?

    Answer: It¡¯s lid

     

    It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

    ±×°ÍÀº ´ç½ÅÀÇ °ÍÀÌÁö¸¸ ´Ù¸¥ »ç¶÷µéÀÌ ´ç½Åº¸´Ù ´õ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¿ëÇÕ´Ï´Ù. ¹«¾ùÀϱî¿ä?

    Answer: Your name 

     

     

     

     



     
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